Have you ever realized you are getting old when:
1. You do a flip in the pool and on the way back up you realize you are about to barf.
2. You go to the arcade with $20.00 and are surprised to find out that will get you through only five games.
3. You get up at 6am every day, go in the pool for three hours in he morning, and are surprised you are ready for bed by 9pm.
4. You drink a pina colda and get heart burn.
5. You go out to enjoy the night life and everyone you meet is 15 years younger than you.
6. You get excited when someone takes out a scrabble board.
7. You cannot eat certain foods after 6pm or you will be up all night! (pepperoni, peppers, or broccoli)
8. You apply sunblock on you and your kids five times in one hour.