I’ve been joking for years about sucking the snot out of my son’s nose! He would run away, laughing, “GROSS!!” Umm….I was just joking. I did not realize that this really existed. Now I feel like running away shouting, “GROSS!”
Why are they showing a mom doing this instead of a dad? I guess a woman would be more likely to want to drink a mucus shake?? And why do they both look so HAPPY??? Believe me- if it comes down to me sucking the snot out of my kid’s nose with this, it is not a happy time for us. The moment I stick that thing up either of my son’s noses they will be fighting me tooth and nail. And then once it is in place what is my reward? To suck nasty boogies up in a straw?? What if I suck too hard and I eat it? What if I am so disgusted by the whole process I yak on the top of their heads?
I used to be normal once. Now I am actually thinking of buying a few of these as gifts! Can you imagine unwrapping this gem of a gift? Priceless.
Would you or have you ever sucked boogies out of your child’s nose?
- Picking your nose and eating it may be good for you (cbc.ca)
- My Snot Mentor (shenrydafrankmann.wordpress.com)
- How Much Snot Can The Human Body Produce (strugglingwriter.wordpress.com)
- A cold – sleepless nights and lots of cuddles (weaningthewean.wordpress.com)