I Was Joking About The Snot Sucker!!

I thought the snot sucker was a joke

I’ve been joking for years about sucking the snot out of my son’s nose!  He would run away, laughing, “GROSS!!”  Umm….I was just joking.  I did not realize that this really existed.  Now I feel like running away shouting, “GROSS!”

Why are they showing a mom doing this instead of a dad?  I guess a woman would be more likely to want to drink a mucus shake??  And why do they both look so HAPPY??? Believe me- if it comes down to me sucking the snot out of my kid’s nose with this, it is not a happy time for us.  The moment I stick that thing up either of my son’s noses they will be fighting me tooth and nail.  And then once it is in place what is my reward?  To suck nasty boogies up in a straw??  What if I suck too hard and I eat it? What if I am so disgusted by the whole process I yak on the top of their heads?

I used to be normal once.  Now I am actually thinking of buying a few of these as gifts!  Can you imagine unwrapping this gem of a gift?  Priceless.

Would you or have you ever sucked boogies out of your child’s nose?



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11 replies

  1. I have never done it, but I guess I would have if the need arose.

    Still. Ewwww.

  2. I love my snot sucker! I perfected the art and get no crying from my 7 month old!

  3. Haha! Oh my. We have an electric nasal aspiration that works just fine. But this is hysterical! I found you on Bloggy Moms. Now following your blog! Visit mine if you’d like! http://onelittleolive.blogspot.com/
    -emily

  4. Yes, of course! LOL My son has really bad allergies so you can imagine how much I had to suck out the boogers. Gross, yes. But anything for my baby! Not now though, he’s a teenager -_- And dad’s, you won’t find too many of them raising their hands first ha ha.

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